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There I was just listening to some footballer talk during an interview, ( I can't remember his name, I would have added it here) but he struck the exact cord I was blabbing about that same day. I've been looking for time to write on this - Gosh! I am Busy!!! People are so bold to remind you of your inadequacies. They will speak so loudly how you don't have this, You haven't done this, You need to get married, You must go to this church, You must believe in this Man of God, You should be able to have kids before 30, You still using your old car, How come you just don't send your kids to this specific school, But i'm here to expand and blab and provoke your thoughts once again.

Every time a friend, professor, work supervisor, a stranger tries to call My Name NKEMAKONAM, They Fail at it Woefully, and that brings a tiny smile to my face. The smile is not because they failed, its the happiness knowing they are about to learn something new, and believe me, within a short time, they do better than the first. In essence, I am saying, the first is always worst than the latter. This is how it is sometimes for most people when they learn something new. It's like driving somewhere for the first time, a new city, a new address, sometimes, it's even just driving someone else's car, You suddenly realize that you need a few adjustments here and there.

Men seem to think Sex was designed just for them. The way most men JUMP off a woman After they have Cum has finally convinced part of my brain to understand what women have been saying since generations that MEN ARE WICKED. Honestly, I’ve not seen a more Wicked specie with Red blood cells than Men who will do what it takes to get down with a woman & once they Ejaculate - Off they Go! When we talk about a woman Reaching Orgasm, most Women are Lost here. THEY HAVE NEVER EXPERIENCE THIS PARADISE.

Going to Salons in Nigeria is every woman' thingy. As a lady, you would have visited a salon once before the age of 21 in Nigeria. Seated a certain day in the salon in Eastern Nigeria, I KNEW, I would have endless topics to share with my wonders. I made Cocowonder Vlog Come to light and become successful from this singular decision. Recently, I was almost admitted to the hospital for Listening To An Emetic Discussion. I practically rushed to the restroom to Vomit. The discussion, though common and regular and everywhere I visited growing up, had not come closest to my ears, (in the physical) for about 12 months. One good friend was busy making my hair in her salon when her friend walked in and they greeted. The friend who walked in, Let's call her Cynthia was beautifully endowed. Gosh! You see, there's something about African & then Nigerian Women. They KNOW how to be beautiful. They Practically Just know how to be beautiful.

We got married when I was 20 and he was 25 years, we lived together daily for 64years and we have 2 lovely daughters and a grandson. She will be 85 years old by Saturday and her husband died last week Thursday. When I met her to talk about it, she said, it’s okay my child, we were expecting it and we prepared for it and we shall have a quiet funeral. I sat quiet as she continued. Have you had your dinner? She asked! This is an 84 years old bereaved Woman who just lost her husband of 64 years, calm and collected. Looking into her eyes - I understand why SOME FOLKS think I am A STONE!

Humans have two kidneys. The kidneys are bean-shaped organ and they are made up of Nephrons. Each kidney produces At least 30cc of urine every hour. This means that both kidneys produce at least 60cc of Urine every hour and 1,440cc of Urine Every 24Hours. Some basic structures associated with the urinary system are:-

Whenever you hear the words Cardio, Cardiologists, Cardiovascular - It’s all About ONE thing ONLY, The Heart.  The cardiovascular system consists of the following:- 1: The Heart: This is a hollow shaped organ which is the size of Your fist 👊🏽. The larger your fist 👊🏽, the larger your heart, and vice versa. As we grow older in age, the heart becomes larger, weaker & Flabby. The main Function of the Heart is to Pump blood & any failure of the heart to pump blood is known as HEART FAILURE. 

 I was very careful with the two main words I used here: Acumen & Loathing. You may google these words if this message seems afar! You SHOULD be able to feel, know, see the symptoms and signs when someone LOATHES you (An Intense dislike, hatred towards You). Follow the ACTIONS, Always, always Follow the Actions - Follow the ACTIONS!!!  There are friends on your facebook pages, Your WhatsApp groups, your Blackberry Chat groups, Your Social media pages - They ONLY comment when THEY Disagree WITH you. They always agree with the party that disagrees with you. They only share their opinions when they FEEL YOU SHOULD HAVE DONE IT THIS ''OTHER'' WAY. You must be smart my wonders, FOLLOW THE ACTIONS and save yourselves from Those who LOATHE you for posterity. The new year is fast approaching, I've fucked & dumped these LOATHERS from my life, but every now and then, I recheck & cross check & Take Out More. My wonders, Follow the actions, They can...

> This article is for Females, Young Girls, African Women, My Wonders & Blog Addicts. Dear Wonders, Condoms are Not only used to prevent Pregnancy OR HIV. The only sexually transmitted disease you all talk about is HIV. I want to talk to you women today about the seriousness of Gonorrhea.

Here are some of the most popular sex positions ranging from Doggy, The Spoon, Rocker style, Lapdance, Quickie, stand and deliver, the Table top, The L style and of course the traditional missionary position, etc...please contact Kamasutra or google for details. Religion & some churches like the Catholic church for so many years, usually preached & advised couples to practice only the missionary method as they considered most other methods Sinful. Hmmm, the sons and daughter of Anger have turned everything inside out. In short, if the man can not do acrobats, and if the woman cannot twerk in the air, they are been scored very low and their names and score points actually circulate amidst their friends. Women, unsurprisingly, boast about their mens' prowess of zero level of performance more than men on their other hand. I have always known that most women are more promiscuous than men, and it's in times like this, topics like this among women, that women all ...

Being a girl child, growing up in the suburbs of Africa is more than hard living. It was terrifying! Firstly, From a little girl running down the streets with just panties, You will be reminded that you are a girl and Most of what you hear and see growing up is BIOLOGY & MARRIAGE! These two factors that have absolutely no effect on how humans should treat each other will HUNT you all the days of your life till you do something about it. I DID SOMETHING ABOUT IT - I CONQUERED IT & THIS IS WHY IM IN ANOTHER LIFE FROM MOST OF YOU. MY BRAIN HAS GONE THROUGH FIRE AND IT'S NOW PURE. Biology is innate. You can't control your height, your skin color, your facial looks, your breast size, your eye colors, your vagina shape, your ear structure, most often than not - You can't control Biology.

The study of witchcraft ...(WITCHEOLOGY) Some days I seat 💺 & dream with my EYES wide Open. I NEVER dream with my eyes closed. When I’m sleeping- I’m sleeping. When I want to dream, I make sure my eyes are wide open. I often catch myself DREAMING & I tap myself and smile. That’s how I roll.

The Primary School I went To Had Two Toilets with eight holes (Pith Toilet setting). one for males and one for females. No designed structure with how Urine Flow should follow any pathway, and Eight people can be making use of the toilet at once with all eight people seeing each other and their legs or shoes sometimes touching. The same for the males! The pathway leading to the school toilet was messed up with feces that men from the transport parks defecated at the door entrance. The was no tap for washing hands close by as the school had ONLY ONE RUNNING PUBLIC TAP and it was miles off towards the refectory. I was in this school for SEVEN WHOLE YEARS. I used this toilet once and the second time I was punished to clean the toilet. In my days in school, we had Females who were, 13 to 15 in primary school, they must have been having their menses,(Period). How on earth did they Cope? How? I left primary school @ Age 11. I am thinking - Toilets in Africa, You want to help? You...

Being a man is not a one day Job! Being a family man with grown up kids & a very undefined daughter like me can be Hemiplegic.  My dads good friend came home one day with a MAN OF GOD whom you can see from the obvious way he hung his bible. His friend said he had to bring the man here because of what they pastor told him.  My dad asked them into the house and y’all know I’m too nosey for my own benefit. The pastor said he has to pray before anything. 

One day I was so busy playing with kids in my street. A very beautiful game we call STONE.  And from Nowhere, my mum came and asked me to go buy something from across the street. I was 9years Old and I refused to go because then, that game was too sweet. My mum stopped the game and sent everyone back to their homes.  So, because of me, the whole game ended. I still refused to go do what she asked me, so I became a wanderer.

Most MEN cheat because most women are either Broke and need some form of cash/kind payments, Sex Starved, or plainly a little fun out of their lonely boring lives. Very few women Cheat with the Intent or believe that the man will leave his Wife for them!  Recently, I finally concluded with my overtly self-opinionated logic on the beauty of women's infidelity. Women Cheat Because They WANT to!

I've finally established a fact both on social media and among my intelligent wonderful WONDERS that I do not engage on issues I DO NOT KNOW ABOUT. Coco wonder talks about what she Knows & It's Proven!  President of American Donald J Trump became the president at age 70 while the Former President Barack Obama retired from the office at Age 55. What does this simple truth and analogy tell you?  That Life is NOT a competition and You can become what you want at any time so long as you keep the Focus right? Now! This analogy failed to express one truth that's also not the same for everyone. ''AS YOU GROW OLDER, YOU BECOME POORER'. Yes, I said that. Please read to the end before Frowning your faces...

 Religious Folks that I grew up with and know, especially Christians (I don't talk about a religion that I do not know) are so miserable.  let's call her Ada sent me a picture of her on a hospital bed under some kind of scan machine. If you saw this picture you would think that she's dead. I was alarmed and called, what's happening? She said that's her in the hospital and yet it's not gotten better. I said, whats wrong with you, any diagnosis yet? She said It's terrible oh. I said, please I'm busy oh, we can't dramatize things, what's going on. Listen to her reply below... I have gone to so many hospitals, we have checked and checked and finally, the Rev. father said this is coming from our compound, that once we pack out, everything will be fine with me. I asked naturally, was the Rev father the doctor in the hospital you visited? Ada replied, No, the Rev father in our CHURCH.

About Two hours of my time was used today in analyzing the beauty, illness association, importance, care, structure, necessity and in some cases URGENCY of Feces(Poop) to the human body and its benefits and treatment. We need to use the toilet more than twice daily for those who have really good body systems. Endeavor to make sure your excreta is not too hard but looks kinda brownish in color, well formed in the shape of the anus as it's coming out and comes out with ease.  Drink over 1500cc of water daily so your body has enough reserve as we urinate more of it as well. Avoid Constipation as much as you can via your meal or diet. Constipation is one of the highest reasons for heart attack among the elderly as constipation does not only cause you to SQUEEZE YOUR FACE during ACTION but puts too much pressure on the heart, thereby prevent blood circulation and sudden heart attack.

As I took my seat on board that morning, I couldn't help but notice a couple that had smiles and laughter written all over them. They sat just in front of me. We landed in Akanu Ibiam Airport in Enugu and I could still see them all loved up, happy and I could deduce - She went to pick him up from Lagos, and he must have been out of Nigeria for a while. They were so happy. We got to the baggage area and as I looked for somewhere to seat while waiting for my plenty bags, and high up on my really high heels, I heard the screaming from the other end and I turned.  Listen to what I heard! You cannot kiss IN this airport. You cannot, I say You cannot!