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 I was very careful with the two main words I used here: Acumen & Loathing. You may google these words if this message seems afar! You SHOULD be able to feel, know, see the symptoms and signs when someone LOATHES you (An Intense dislike, hatred towards You). Follow the ACTIONS, Always, always Follow the Actions - Follow the ACTIONS!!!  There are friends on your facebook pages, Your WhatsApp groups, your Blackberry Chat groups, Your Social media pages - They ONLY comment when THEY Disagree WITH you. They always agree with the party that disagrees with you. They only share their opinions when they FEEL YOU SHOULD HAVE DONE IT THIS ''OTHER'' WAY. You must be smart my wonders, FOLLOW THE ACTIONS and save yourselves from Those who LOATHE you for posterity. The new year is fast approaching, I've fucked & dumped these LOATHERS from my life, but every now and then, I recheck & cross check & Take Out More. My wonders, Follow the actions, They can...

> This article is for Females, Young Girls, African Women, My Wonders & Blog Addicts. Dear Wonders, Condoms are Not only used to prevent Pregnancy OR HIV. The only sexually transmitted disease you all talk about is HIV. I want to talk to you women today about the seriousness of Gonorrhea.

Here are some of the most popular sex positions ranging from Doggy, The Spoon, Rocker style, Lapdance, Quickie, stand and deliver, the Table top, The L style and of course the traditional missionary position, etc...please contact Kamasutra or google for details. Religion & some churches like the Catholic church for so many years, usually preached & advised couples to practice only the missionary method as they considered most other methods Sinful. Hmmm, the sons and daughter of Anger have turned everything inside out. In short, if the man can not do acrobats, and if the woman cannot twerk in the air, they are been scored very low and their names and score points actually circulate amidst their friends. Women, unsurprisingly, boast about their mens' prowess of zero level of performance more than men on their other hand. I have always known that most women are more promiscuous than men, and it's in times like this, topics like this among women, that women all ...

The study of witchcraft ...(WITCHEOLOGY) Some days I seat 💺 & dream with my EYES wide Open. I NEVER dream with my eyes closed. When I’m sleeping- I’m sleeping. When I want to dream, I make sure my eyes are wide open. I often catch myself DREAMING & I tap myself and smile. That’s how I roll.

Definition Of IDIOT - A stupid person...A mentally Handicapped person. So, Recently, The video of one very beautiful actress and lovely actress went viral and I couldn't help listening over and over to the part where she was asked what she will do should her husband cheat on her? Firstly, she said, her husband can NEVER cheat on her, and this brought all kinds of chaos and anger among the 'Children Of Anger' Called Social Media. The truth is, Are You women expecting your husbands to cheat on you? As a married woman, are you supposed to say, 'Well - he will CHEAT on me and blah blah blah?

Story Story, Storyyyyyy!!! Breaking News!!! Olamma is pregnant! Once upon a time, I was young and we were so many girls, we belonged both to some church groups and all secondary school teenage girls. A younger girl, Let's call her OLAMMA Got pregnant for one of the igbo business guys, Let's call this dude CHIJIOKE. Breaking News!!! Olamma is pregnant! She must be between 14 and 15 then. Permit me to digress a bit about Olamma. Gosh! She was beautiful, light-skinned, very prayerful, very churcheous, too religious - If you saw us those days, You will confirm we were saints and made for the convent except ofcourse my very proud self Collette Orji.  I was the bad apple and the spoilt saint and corrupt reverend sister BECAUSE I wore trousers, applied make up and nail polish, wore mini skirts, and cat - walked while walking - I was definately the girl who was going straight to hell. No one bothered to notice that i was also the smartest bitch in the classroom with a c...

I've been doing a lot of reading and I've spent so much time watching very prominent and thriving famous folks speak. Every time I do this - it's like a rebirth. You have to really look deep within you and find something to live for. Everything, you need to succeed in this life comes from within.  We once had a carpenter guy in Abuja, he was so good at Carpentry work that it was so inspiring. I started telling all my friends about him and everyone in our estate then in Abuja was needing him. Anyways, it didn't really end well, I heard he became a pastor anyways or was in some pastoral school.

You are a wife, Not a slave, you are not a pepper seller who was told they will buy all her goods in exchange for slavery domestic duty...Marriage is NOT a business plan UNLESS of course, Yours Is A BUSINESS PLAN....IF IT IS TREAT IT AS SUCH BUT IF IT'S NOT THEN TREAT IT ACCORDINGLY. There's Nothing I will not see or read in this my small life. I've been trying to not read things or see things YET, You people will not allow me to rest.

Most times when I'm referring to respect in a marriage, some idiotic religious women will be disturbing my ears with LOVE! The same women are unmarried, very single and unable to keep one relationship for 24 hours even when all the Okada men and bricklayers around them are begging them to marry them and some chiefs in their villages are begging them to become 4th wives - They have REFUSED Vehemently to LOVE these men.  What does that tell you? That the fact that a woman is single or unmarried simply means that she hasn't found what she wants or who she wants, Not because there are not many people who love her. So, when you talk about Love, please don't forget to add INTEREST to it. Because we all are guilty of interest and LOVE is the word every Gold digger and Digger Gold uses to Paint a relationship status. Now, we are back to respect!!! After marriage, when you have had lots of sex with your partner in all positions and all corners and across all the bed...

One of my biggest problems in Life is that I AM JUST TOO CHEAP!!! Some people may think this is a small and simple matter but this is real and a very serious matter and it's beginning to get me really worked up. I AM TOO CHEAP! Yes, you read it well and this has caused a very chaotic damage in my life. ALL THE FAKE FOES AND FRIENDS IN MY LIFE RAN AWAY OVER A DECADE AGO BECAUSE OF THIS MY CHEAPNESS! I JUST DON'T KNOW HOW TO SOLVE THIS ISSUE. My friends call me for so many reasons and every time I listen to these issues, I always seem to have a solution for them and it's always easier than complicated. Those friends those days had very simple issues but could not listen to my responses or act on it because it looked so simple. They wanted complicated and sophisticated ways and responses and everything. I tried and tried and all I could give them was very simple and cheap answers so they all ran away from me.

Marriages are going out of extinction more and more and more! Agree or disagree...I'm still on my page!  Our mothers and great grand mothers were married for 50 decades Does not mean they were HAPPY or had a CHOICE! These mothers didn't have any choice. Also, stop acting like because someone has been in a marriage for 10 years or 25 years and they be acting like longevity means happiness.  Most of these women are TOLERANCE  AND DEPRESSION MACHINES.  Did you ever get a chance to talk to your mothers and grand mothers? Did you really spend time with them and listen to their stories? Are you really watching and taking the time to see the married people around you or listen to their stories?

You are responsible For your marriage, Life, Car, Peace, School, Job. Please Leave the devil Alone & leave this nonsense Fake life of God Alone!!! Did you go to any Devil house to bless your marriage? Is your God not coming down from the throne to help you out? Is his spirit no longer living in all those priest & pastors? *** No God Or Devil Is Responsible For Your Marriage Failures or Success PLEASE!!!*** YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR SUCCESS & FAILURES PLEASE!!! Every time you give the blame to God & the Devil - You Take Away Your powers to learn & Change. CocowondersblogAddicts ----- *** No God Or Devil Is Responsible For Your Marriage Failures or Success PLEASE!!!*** ------------------------------------ You are responsible For your marriage, Life, Car, Peace, School, Job. Please Leave the devil Alone & leave this nonsense Fake life of God Alone!!! Did you go to any Devil house to bless your marriage? Is your God not coming down from the throne to...

Enough with the lies: Successful Women support Each Other! As women, we have been fooled and lied to for so long. We always think another woman is the enemy. Let Collette Orji, Mrs. CocoWonder redefine this for you! Quote me anywhere ' ' Successful Women support one another, only Broke women don't support each other'' You see, poverty is a serious problem. You have to understand that poverty is defined also as ' ' the state of being inferior in quality or insufficient in amount'' If you are a single man, and you working so hard to solicit & have sex or even take away another's man's wife or your friend's wife from him - you are so poor! It is the poverty in you that's misleading you.

It's My Birthday!!!! Happy Birthday To me & To All Those Born On August 10th Around The World, Those Born In August As A Whole & Those Celebrating An Important Significant Anniversary Today...#ToMoreThanICanBe Happy Birthday To ME & Happy Anniversary To You & You & You....#ToMoreThanICanBe

Just Two Days To Actress, Blogger, Business woman Collette Orji's birthday -  She Lit up Facebook and held it in grips for two whole hours as her wonders, fans, friends, haters all stood still with their phones glued to hand reading the Ceo of coco wonder tv rants angrily with her self-alluring style. Whatever it is that you believe, Until you wake up and change something about you, change what you want to be changed, or accept what you can't change....Only you have that power over your life! Asking for help is something beautiful...

New York is 3 hours ahead of California, but it does not make California slow. Absolutely everyone in this world works based on their Time Zone. People around you might seem to go ahead of you, some might seem to be behind you. But everyone is running their own RACE, in their own TIME. New York is 3 hours ahead of California, but it does not make California slow. Absolutely everyone in this world works based on their Time Zone. People around you might seem to go ahead of you, some might seem to be behind you. But everyone is running their own RACE, in their own TIME. Don’t envy them or mock them. They are in their TIME ZONE, and you are in yours! Life is about waiting for the right moment to act. Someone graduated at the age of 22, but waited 5 years before securing a good job! Someone became a CEO at 25 and died at 50. While another became a CEO at 50 and lived to 90 years. Someone is still single, while someone else got married. President Obama retires at 55, ...

Some men have spent so much money, find a girl, train her in school, marry her and even bring her abroad. Help her whole family. Train them in school abroad and now they are medical care givers and nurses. These women are very good wives, respectful, they have 5 kids for these men, they wake up early, prepare breakfast after rows of sex with their husbands, prepare the meal, go to work and still give the men their pay checks every two weeks - VERY VERY GOOD AND SUBMISSIVE WIVES.  Some women have spent so much money, they find a man, train him in school, do so much for him, help his family, clean him up, bring him abroad and now he's a medical care giver, nurse, etc. Now, these men use to give their wives their paychecks every two weeks, and now they have stopped. They don't even wake up early enough to prepare their 5 kids for school and don't even satisfy their wives on the bed. VERY VERY UNSUBMISSIVE AND BAD HUSBANDS.  May all my female wonders ...

Paul and I had been dating in school then for a really long time and back then in secondary school, everyone knew everyone and everyone always knew the gist spreading. PART ONE OF THIS STORY IS  HERE Dating was also in groups. You always see these 5 boys dating these five girls and we all would go for lunch breaks and socials and sports break and those days Dating was easy. I NEVER FOR ONCE, EVER EVER EVER KNEW OR EVEN THOUGHT TWICE ABOUT DANA....I WAS LIED TO BY MY FEMALE FRIEND MEG, MY BOYFRIEND PAUL, MY TWO OTHER FRIENDS RYAN AND JUDE ABOUT DANA!

Today is BULLSHIT Wednesday so Enjoy... Let's Call this Boyfriend Paul and let's call my best friend Dana. This Is A True Story!!! Paul and I had been dating in school then for a really long time and back then in secondary school, everyone knew everyone and everyone always knew the gist spreading. Dating was also in groups. You always see these 5 boys dating these five girls and we all would go for lunch breaks and socials and sports break and those days Dating was easy. Dating meant mineral, coke, sprite, Fanta, rice, and stew, reading together, and hiding in quiet areas to kiss when no one was watching. VIDEO BELOW....

I'm Just being Vain, Happy, Feeling Sexy and Enjoying my Birth Month, August...Let The Good August FALL on You...In Davido's Voice.... Meanwhile: I WOKE UP LIKE THIS