One of my biggest problems in Life is that I AM JUST TOO CHEAP!!!
Some people may think this is a small and simple matter but this is real and a very serious matter and it's beginning to get me really worked up.
I AM TOO CHEAP! Yes, you read it well and this has caused a very chaotic damage in my life.
ALL THE FAKE FOES AND FRIENDS IN MY LIFE RAN AWAY OVER A DECADE AGO BECAUSE OF THIS MY CHEAPNESS! I JUST DON'T KNOW HOW TO SOLVE THIS ISSUE.
My friends call me for so many reasons and every time I listen to these issues, I always seem to have a solution for them and it's always easier than complicated. Those friends those days had very simple issues but could not listen to my responses or act on it because it looked so simple.
They wanted complicated and sophisticated ways and responses and everything. I tried and tried and all I could give them was very simple and cheap answers so they all ran away from me.
I even buy very cheap clothing! I really love cheap clothes and cheap things. Every time, I buy these things I am so happy! It has such an orgasmic feeling on me that I immediately crave for beautiful love makings. Every time I wear these cheap things, I'm even so much more pretty.
Honestly, the way my curves, my butt, my waist, my whole body clings on these things and the way I will be smiling as if I'm been touched in sensitive places by someone who knows exactly where to touch me. It is insane! I am just too cheap. The total money I've spent on my hair in 12 months is approximately $100 and every time I look at my hair, it is even more beautiful than the previous time.
The worst is the way this cheapness makes me happy! People I know are always complaining about what they want to get and they don't have enough money and I'm so worried for them. Because, I always buy according to the money I have and even at that, I make sure it's twice cheaper than I can even afford. I'm trying to learn how to be expensive so all my FAKE friends won't abandon me, and I pray fervently in Jesus name that I can achieve this.
I receive calls from people asking me for money all the time for different reasons and I'm really surprised. I don't even know what these people need money for. Most of them are Christians who just need to pray and fast and God will give them their big money to buy everything they need, me, I just manage the small money I have and buy cheap things and use them well so they don't go bad.
I have been advised and coached on how to be Fake, expensive and just Act it out and for over 10 years, I haven't succeeded, Please my wonders - PRAY FOR ME!!!
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