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 I was very careful with the two main words I used here: Acumen & Loathing. You may google these words if this message seems afar! You SHOULD be able to feel, know, see the symptoms and signs when someone LOATHES you (An Intense dislike, hatred towards You). Follow the ACTIONS, Always, always Follow the Actions - Follow the ACTIONS!!!  There are friends on your facebook pages, Your WhatsApp groups, your Blackberry Chat groups, Your Social media pages - They ONLY comment when THEY Disagree WITH you. They always agree with the party that disagrees with you. They only share their opinions when they FEEL YOU SHOULD HAVE DONE IT THIS ''OTHER'' WAY. You must be smart my wonders, FOLLOW THE ACTIONS and save yourselves from Those who LOATHE you for posterity. The new year is fast approaching, I've fucked & dumped these LOATHERS from my life, but every now and then, I recheck & cross check & Take Out More. My wonders, Follow the actions, They can...

> This article is for Females, Young Girls, African Women, My Wonders & Blog Addicts. Dear Wonders, Condoms are Not only used to prevent Pregnancy OR HIV. The only sexually transmitted disease you all talk about is HIV. I want to talk to you women today about the seriousness of Gonorrhea.

Here are some of the most popular sex positions ranging from Doggy, The Spoon, Rocker style, Lapdance, Quickie, stand and deliver, the Table top, The L style and of course the traditional missionary position, etc...please contact Kamasutra or google for details. Religion & some churches like the Catholic church for so many years, usually preached & advised couples to practice only the missionary method as they considered most other methods Sinful. Hmmm, the sons and daughter of Anger have turned everything inside out. In short, if the man can not do acrobats, and if the woman cannot twerk in the air, they are been scored very low and their names and score points actually circulate amidst their friends. Women, unsurprisingly, boast about their mens' prowess of zero level of performance more than men on their other hand. I have always known that most women are more promiscuous than men, and it's in times like this, topics like this among women, that women all ...

Being a girl child, growing up in the suburbs of Africa is more than hard living. It was terrifying! Firstly, From a little girl running down the streets with just panties, You will be reminded that you are a girl and Most of what you hear and see growing up is BIOLOGY & MARRIAGE! These two factors that have absolutely no effect on how humans should treat each other will HUNT you all the days of your life till you do something about it. I DID SOMETHING ABOUT IT - I CONQUERED IT & THIS IS WHY IM IN ANOTHER LIFE FROM MOST OF YOU. MY BRAIN HAS GONE THROUGH FIRE AND IT'S NOW PURE. Biology is innate. You can't control your height, your skin color, your facial looks, your breast size, your eye colors, your vagina shape, your ear structure, most often than not - You can't control Biology.

The study of witchcraft ...(WITCHEOLOGY) Some days I seat 💺 & dream with my EYES wide Open. I NEVER dream with my eyes closed. When I’m sleeping- I’m sleeping. When I want to dream, I make sure my eyes are wide open. I often catch myself DREAMING & I tap myself and smile. That’s how I roll.

The Primary School I went To Had Two Toilets with eight holes (Pith Toilet setting). one for males and one for females. No designed structure with how Urine Flow should follow any pathway, and Eight people can be making use of the toilet at once with all eight people seeing each other and their legs or shoes sometimes touching. The same for the males! The pathway leading to the school toilet was messed up with feces that men from the transport parks defecated at the door entrance. The was no tap for washing hands close by as the school had ONLY ONE RUNNING PUBLIC TAP and it was miles off towards the refectory. I was in this school for SEVEN WHOLE YEARS. I used this toilet once and the second time I was punished to clean the toilet. In my days in school, we had Females who were, 13 to 15 in primary school, they must have been having their menses,(Period). How on earth did they Cope? How? I left primary school @ Age 11. I am thinking - Toilets in Africa, You want to help? You...

Being a man is not a one day Job! Being a family man with grown up kids & a very undefined daughter like me can be Hemiplegic.  My dads good friend came home one day with a MAN OF GOD whom you can see from the obvious way he hung his bible. His friend said he had to bring the man here because of what they pastor told him.  My dad asked them into the house and y’all know I’m too nosey for my own benefit. The pastor said he has to pray before anything. 

One day I was so busy playing with kids in my street. A very beautiful game we call STONE.  And from Nowhere, my mum came and asked me to go buy something from across the street. I was 9years Old and I refused to go because then, that game was too sweet. My mum stopped the game and sent everyone back to their homes.  So, because of me, the whole game ended. I still refused to go do what she asked me, so I became a wanderer.

Most MEN cheat because most women are either Broke and need some form of cash/kind payments, Sex Starved, or plainly a little fun out of their lonely boring lives. Very few women Cheat with the Intent or believe that the man will leave his Wife for them!  Recently, I finally concluded with my overtly self-opinionated logic on the beauty of women's infidelity. Women Cheat Because They WANT to!

I've finally established a fact both on social media and among my intelligent wonderful WONDERS that I do not engage on issues I DO NOT KNOW ABOUT. Coco wonder talks about what she Knows & It's Proven!  President of American Donald J Trump became the president at age 70 while the Former President Barack Obama retired from the office at Age 55. What does this simple truth and analogy tell you?  That Life is NOT a competition and You can become what you want at any time so long as you keep the Focus right? Now! This analogy failed to express one truth that's also not the same for everyone. ''AS YOU GROW OLDER, YOU BECOME POORER'. Yes, I said that. Please read to the end before Frowning your faces...

 Religious Folks that I grew up with and know, especially Christians (I don't talk about a religion that I do not know) are so miserable.  let's call her Ada sent me a picture of her on a hospital bed under some kind of scan machine. If you saw this picture you would think that she's dead. I was alarmed and called, what's happening? She said that's her in the hospital and yet it's not gotten better. I said, whats wrong with you, any diagnosis yet? She said It's terrible oh. I said, please I'm busy oh, we can't dramatize things, what's going on. Listen to her reply below... I have gone to so many hospitals, we have checked and checked and finally, the Rev. father said this is coming from our compound, that once we pack out, everything will be fine with me. I asked naturally, was the Rev father the doctor in the hospital you visited? Ada replied, No, the Rev father in our CHURCH.

About Two hours of my time was used today in analyzing the beauty, illness association, importance, care, structure, necessity and in some cases URGENCY of Feces(Poop) to the human body and its benefits and treatment. We need to use the toilet more than twice daily for those who have really good body systems. Endeavor to make sure your excreta is not too hard but looks kinda brownish in color, well formed in the shape of the anus as it's coming out and comes out with ease.  Drink over 1500cc of water daily so your body has enough reserve as we urinate more of it as well. Avoid Constipation as much as you can via your meal or diet. Constipation is one of the highest reasons for heart attack among the elderly as constipation does not only cause you to SQUEEZE YOUR FACE during ACTION but puts too much pressure on the heart, thereby prevent blood circulation and sudden heart attack.

As I took my seat on board that morning, I couldn't help but notice a couple that had smiles and laughter written all over them. They sat just in front of me. We landed in Akanu Ibiam Airport in Enugu and I could still see them all loved up, happy and I could deduce - She went to pick him up from Lagos, and he must have been out of Nigeria for a while. They were so happy. We got to the baggage area and as I looked for somewhere to seat while waiting for my plenty bags, and high up on my really high heels, I heard the screaming from the other end and I turned.  Listen to what I heard! You cannot kiss IN this airport. You cannot, I say You cannot!

***Collette Orji - THE PATIENT'S RIGHT TO MASTURBATE*** --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- So, growing up in Africa, we went from Masturbation being a SIN, to masturbation being looked at with dubious intentions to Women fasting and praying because their husbands masturbate, to Fake and un-informed pastors holding large crusades with  THEME: Destroy the spirit of masturbation because it's satanic. Men and women definitely have masturbated at least once or twice in their lives bending their heads down in shame when Masturbation is mentioned. Maya Angelou says: When You know better, You do better!

I read so much daily. I come across all kinds of 'free lectures' on social media so, Don't hate me for being able to 'monetize' My Writing prowess and dangerously free 'mind'. African 'Black' Men continually hide under the African culture of promiscuity, Polygamy, concubines, Multiple concubines and in most other cases Religion and of course Poverty.

When most men go out for groceries or some form of shopping or place most orders online - The items are usually Theirs - For Them ONLY. Because most women are Landladies without properties, they may make use SOME of these items, That doesn't change the fact that The men actually got it for themselves alone! This is a recent happening, I think about three weeks ago, I went for groceries with my husband. He took some extra cowtail/Ox-tail beef and I said No, we may not need it. He then said, just a little, so he reduced the quantity. Well, we got home. I actually made two different dished that fateful day knowing we both gonna have a busy week once Monday comes, we ate and I think I went for my Zumba dance class or I slept off on the couch. At some point that night, I saw My Husband, Nev, eating PEPPER-SOUP. The aroma was indeed in the air but I was tired, and sleepy so I continued.

Definition Of IDIOT - A stupid person...A mentally Handicapped person. So, Recently, The video of one very beautiful actress and lovely actress went viral and I couldn't help listening over and over to the part where she was asked what she will do should her husband cheat on her? Firstly, she said, her husband can NEVER cheat on her, and this brought all kinds of chaos and anger among the 'Children Of Anger' Called Social Media. The truth is, Are You women expecting your husbands to cheat on you? As a married woman, are you supposed to say, 'Well - he will CHEAT on me and blah blah blah?

It was approximately 01: 55am that morning, I woke up and saw a scary ugly looking man pointing a knife directly to my eyes. It was Horrible, I was in shock so I didn't move. I stayed still, unsure if it was the sleep in my eyes, or the presence of a stranger in the house or the knife, whatever it was - I was in shock, I was quiet and I seem to be in a trance as I couldn't open my mouth to respond even to very simple questions like  - Is the door locked? I worked online that night till about 11pm. I dozed over 3 times on the table with my laptop till I couldn't manage it anymore. I decided to lay down on the couch briefly at about 12: 20am that morning in Abuja and within minutes, I was gone. Gone into a very deep and far sleep as I had spent over 4 hours on the laptop that fateful day.

Only those who are born DIES, Only those who have Facebook accounts can be unfriended, send facebook friend request or get blocked on facebook. Only Those who woke up today can breathe in air freely. So, You see, Only those who are married, that can get DIVORCED!  The day you chose to get married, is the day you chose to become a potential divorcee. This simply means all that 'TILL DEATH DO US PART'' Is grammar so old that the intention of that sentence supersedes the actual practice. Come on! How many people really believe that line anymore? You can check the divorce courts to have an idea. We are all at a point in life now that we all know, Marriage is not by force and if it doesn't work, it doesn't work - Period. It must not work!

Brad Pitt/ Angelina Jolie Dated for 10 years & Finally got married. 2 years later- Jolie files for Divorce. Damn!!!! Lessons ; 1: Sometimes That Word Marriage Complicates Things. 2: Marriage Spoils Great Relationships 3: Dating For 1 year/ 10 years is No Guaranty that the marriage will Work. 4: Marriages are HARD WORK! 5; Marriages fall Apart- It's NOT a must it must work. 6: Marriage is beautiful ONLY when it's healthy, It's legal to Choose 7: Marriage/ Divorce is no respecter of Persons. It can Happen to Anyone. 8: Married people make their own rules & decisions. No two marriages are the same. 9: Marriage Is Sweet, Beautiful, Legal, Respectful BUT so are many 'Other' things. 10: Marriage is NEVER a DO or DIE affair. ThanksForSharing#ToMoreThanWeCanAllBe# Allrights reserved,© Collette Orji