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When You Are BROKE, Even The Universe Will Seem It’s Against You - By Collette Orji ************************************************* Most Women Don’t even realize it’s insanely Harder for Men to make it than Women IN Nigeria 🇳🇬. For a man with nothing to make life come together in Nigeria is as tough as making all your cats to obey you at ONCE! It’s So tough for men in Nigeria - Yet, We push them so hard, especially THEIR OWN MOTHERS!!!

Do You Know Her? Naked Protruding soul searching Eyes Skin So Natural Simple Yet Sophisticated  A Smart & Hard Worker! Every Now & Then She Appears Very Regular, Her Wisdom, Intellect sets her On A Pace that Men & Women Birthed Before Her Are Yet To confound. Her Resilience Bespoke! She does enjoy Chivalry & Splurged A Woman For all Times. Gritty & Humanly Strong, Easy To Tears, Shares Common Problems with You & You! Kill Her - Yet She Rise, She Will Rise! To More Than You Can Ever Be Collette Has Wisdom Wonder Dearest DO YOU KNOW HER? WHO IS SHE TO YOU?

My mother was 17 when she got married. She moved from One country to another with A stranger to where he is based & they started a Family. When I got married, I moved out of the city I had called home & one day, I started thinking about my mother. How did she feel? How did she cope? How did she survive? How did she stay during the afternoons when her husband had gone to work?  You see, A young girl, raised in the village, used to bush paths, village streams, Lamps to play and walk at nights, Afor market by day, using stones to cook at nights, girls dancing by moonlights - How did she cope moving to a new country, a city, big city with lights & electricity in every corner, TV 📺, Fridges, a new people, A new country - Even Worst ... A New Language!!!

I couldn't let the month of August end without making this post. In all my years on earth, my failures, successes, difficulties, progress, strife, falls, fights, awards, achievements, work, family, friendship and the things that my life went through - The only foundation I can need from friends is Loyalty.

I have waited for this day for so long! I’m Happy, I’m exactly where I yearned to be & I’m Doing Everything I’m supposed to be doing! Happy Birthday to the most remarkable Collette Nkemakonam Orji You Will ever know! I Rock 🤘🏽. This is My Favorite Picture In 2018. Post a picture of me below 👇🏽 that is YOUR OWN favorite pic of me. This is Mine. This day - was a Huge Day For Me! I was So Proud Of my Journey. I am A Star ⭐️Very Deserving & Worthy One🤞🏾 I am the Change That I Want To See In The World 🗺 #ToMoreThanICanBe🙌🏾

I started working somewhere in Houston. I resumed Work Officially December 4th, 2017. During my second week at work, I already encountered loads of disagreements & Boy! Extra Dislike! I met Princess During my first week! We clicked & even exchanged numbers. We even made an appointment to meet in school where she would help me with some locations since she knew the campus better. Unfortunately for me, Princess had a whole other click of friends & those my loads of disagreements was with Princess’s Close Mutual friend.

When I Think Of All Those Years When People Will Be Hiding Even ‘Pictures’ from Evil people who MAY take it to Native Doctors... - Then I see the world now, the first snap the materials in the shop, snap the tailor as they measure them, snap as the cloth is finished, assemble it with the shoes & jewelry & snap again and post again, then the main day they snap again and post again.  Then they snap and post again as they take it off!

***Women Are Not The Worst Enemies To Women: MEN ARE! By Collette Orji*** ****************************************************** Growing Takes Time. But Self Development, Self-realizations, experiences, decisions Take a whole life. And Finally, I’ve come to the point in my life where I can BOLDLY Declare MEN are the greatest enemies to Women & Not Women to women! You may want to run your mouth on my post today about how Women are Also the worst enemies to Men - That’s Not the topic for today. Please hold on. 

There I was just listening to some footballer talk during an interview, ( I can't remember his name, I would have added it here) but he struck the exact cord I was blabbing about that same day. I've been looking for time to write on this - Gosh! I am Busy!!! People are so bold to remind you of your inadequacies. They will speak so loudly how you don't have this, You haven't done this, You need to get married, You must go to this church, You must believe in this Man of God, You should be able to have kids before 30, You still using your old car, How come you just don't send your kids to this specific school, But i'm here to expand and blab and provoke your thoughts once again.

Every time a friend, professor, work supervisor, a stranger tries to call My Name NKEMAKONAM, They Fail at it Woefully, and that brings a tiny smile to my face. The smile is not because they failed, its the happiness knowing they are about to learn something new, and believe me, within a short time, they do better than the first. In essence, I am saying, the first is always worst than the latter. This is how it is sometimes for most people when they learn something new. It's like driving somewhere for the first time, a new city, a new address, sometimes, it's even just driving someone else's car, You suddenly realize that you need a few adjustments here and there.

Men seem to think Sex was designed just for them. The way most men JUMP off a woman After they have Cum has finally convinced part of my brain to understand what women have been saying since generations that MEN ARE WICKED. Honestly, I’ve not seen a more Wicked specie with Red blood cells than Men who will do what it takes to get down with a woman & once they Ejaculate - Off they Go! When we talk about a woman Reaching Orgasm, most Women are Lost here. THEY HAVE NEVER EXPERIENCE THIS PARADISE.

Going to Salons in Nigeria is every woman' thingy. As a lady, you would have visited a salon once before the age of 21 in Nigeria. Seated a certain day in the salon in Eastern Nigeria, I KNEW, I would have endless topics to share with my wonders. I made Cocowonder Vlog Come to light and become successful from this singular decision. Recently, I was almost admitted to the hospital for Listening To An Emetic Discussion. I practically rushed to the restroom to Vomit. The discussion, though common and regular and everywhere I visited growing up, had not come closest to my ears, (in the physical) for about 12 months. One good friend was busy making my hair in her salon when her friend walked in and they greeted. The friend who walked in, Let's call her Cynthia was beautifully endowed. Gosh! You see, there's something about African & then Nigerian Women. They KNOW how to be beautiful. They Practically Just know how to be beautiful.

We got married when I was 20 and he was 25 years, we lived together daily for 64years and we have 2 lovely daughters and a grandson. She will be 85 years old by Saturday and her husband died last week Thursday. When I met her to talk about it, she said, it’s okay my child, we were expecting it and we prepared for it and we shall have a quiet funeral. I sat quiet as she continued. Have you had your dinner? She asked! This is an 84 years old bereaved Woman who just lost her husband of 64 years, calm and collected. Looking into her eyes - I understand why SOME FOLKS think I am A STONE!

Humans have two kidneys. The kidneys are bean-shaped organ and they are made up of Nephrons. Each kidney produces At least 30cc of urine every hour. This means that both kidneys produce at least 60cc of Urine every hour and 1,440cc of Urine Every 24Hours. Some basic structures associated with the urinary system are:-

Whenever you hear the words Cardio, Cardiologists, Cardiovascular - It’s all About ONE thing ONLY, The Heart.  The cardiovascular system consists of the following:- 1: The Heart: This is a hollow shaped organ which is the size of Your fist 👊🏽. The larger your fist 👊🏽, the larger your heart, and vice versa. As we grow older in age, the heart becomes larger, weaker & Flabby. The main Function of the Heart is to Pump blood & any failure of the heart to pump blood is known as HEART FAILURE. 

 I was very careful with the two main words I used here: Acumen & Loathing. You may google these words if this message seems afar! You SHOULD be able to feel, know, see the symptoms and signs when someone LOATHES you (An Intense dislike, hatred towards You). Follow the ACTIONS, Always, always Follow the Actions - Follow the ACTIONS!!!  There are friends on your facebook pages, Your WhatsApp groups, your Blackberry Chat groups, Your Social media pages - They ONLY comment when THEY Disagree WITH you. They always agree with the party that disagrees with you. They only share their opinions when they FEEL YOU SHOULD HAVE DONE IT THIS ''OTHER'' WAY. You must be smart my wonders, FOLLOW THE ACTIONS and save yourselves from Those who LOATHE you for posterity. The new year is fast approaching, I've fucked & dumped these LOATHERS from my life, but every now and then, I recheck & cross check & Take Out More. My wonders, Follow the actions, They can...

> This article is for Females, Young Girls, African Women, My Wonders & Blog Addicts. Dear Wonders, Condoms are Not only used to prevent Pregnancy OR HIV. The only sexually transmitted disease you all talk about is HIV. I want to talk to you women today about the seriousness of Gonorrhea.

Here are some of the most popular sex positions ranging from Doggy, The Spoon, Rocker style, Lapdance, Quickie, stand and deliver, the Table top, The L style and of course the traditional missionary position, etc...please contact Kamasutra or google for details. Religion & some churches like the Catholic church for so many years, usually preached & advised couples to practice only the missionary method as they considered most other methods Sinful. Hmmm, the sons and daughter of Anger have turned everything inside out. In short, if the man can not do acrobats, and if the woman cannot twerk in the air, they are been scored very low and their names and score points actually circulate amidst their friends. Women, unsurprisingly, boast about their mens' prowess of zero level of performance more than men on their other hand. I have always known that most women are more promiscuous than men, and it's in times like this, topics like this among women, that women all ...

Being a girl child, growing up in the suburbs of Africa is more than hard living. It was terrifying! Firstly, From a little girl running down the streets with just panties, You will be reminded that you are a girl and Most of what you hear and see growing up is BIOLOGY & MARRIAGE! These two factors that have absolutely no effect on how humans should treat each other will HUNT you all the days of your life till you do something about it. I DID SOMETHING ABOUT IT - I CONQUERED IT & THIS IS WHY IM IN ANOTHER LIFE FROM MOST OF YOU. MY BRAIN HAS GONE THROUGH FIRE AND IT'S NOW PURE. Biology is innate. You can't control your height, your skin color, your facial looks, your breast size, your eye colors, your vagina shape, your ear structure, most often than not - You can't control Biology.

The study of witchcraft ...(WITCHEOLOGY) Some days I seat 💺 & dream with my EYES wide Open. I NEVER dream with my eyes closed. When I’m sleeping- I’m sleeping. When I want to dream, I make sure my eyes are wide open. I often catch myself DREAMING & I tap myself and smile. That’s how I roll.